This is the voicemail I get on my phone today, from one of my brothers, who I haven't seen or spoken to since the last family event we had months ago (not for any reason, we just aren't big talkers):
"Hey, it's Joe. Mom tells me you are unemployed. I need someone to help me pick up a new TV and re-arrange furniture, I can't lift it myself so I figured you'd have time to help. Give me a call."
So yeah......anyway I', watching Step by Step reruns this morning, as I have been every morning and this dawned on me; there are 11 main cast memebers, Susan Summers, Patrick Duffy, as mom and dad, they each have 3 kids and there is jt's best friend and that redheaded lady who works at the salon attached to the garage (which we never see again in the later episodes?) So that makes 10, the writers created 10 characters, 8 of them family members and none of them were interesting or cool enought to carry things, so then they went ahead and created Cody, the Encino Man looking cousin who lives in his van in the driveway. The writers made 10 crappy cast members that didn't cut it and then figured they needed to squeeze #11, who would really seal the deal, they couldn't have made Cody one of the 6 kids? I know I might be thinking about this all wrong, but what do I know, I don't have a job.
Side note: I have gotten some shit from a reader about not using caps in my post, even though I layed the ground rules out about expectations when we started! Normally I would karate chop this d-bags stupid little head off and smash his indie music cd's, but upon further research and running the numbers, I realize the complainer makes up 50% of my readers so, here are the caps. Its all about the numbers, gotta keep the majority happy.
I am right now listening to a conference call from this outsourcing company that my company that laid me off hired for all of us so we can get another job. This companies service is to give tips on resumes, job hunting, and just about everything associated with the job search, except on key thing; A JOB. Its just stating the obvious about the job hunt process and has no contacts to any sort of company. This company gets paid to provide this service by companies and has for 40 years according to its website, and actually provides nothing of substance. Maybe if they had job contacts it would make sense but they got nothing, its like talking to a high school guidence counselour about your future...why would you ask someone who's never gotten anywhere, how to get somewhere? Well this is has been fun.
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