Cheez to the Whiz provided this for us. This guy really doesn't like bottles being thrown at his head. He got all serious on that kids ass. Although, I am pretty sure no one outside of a state prison has ever threatened anyone by saying 'I will butt-fuck you in front of all your friends' and been taken seriously.

New Wii Fit Add-ons

Jo Garcia Wii Fit
by Machochip

I don't have a Wii, but I want one. Noodleboy has the Wii fit and I am sure he will appreciate this video, even though he does not look as hot while using. I am pretty sure he wears panties and a tank-top when he plays though, doesn't everyone? I think Nintendo requires it in the instructions.

Great Moments in Awkward

This is a great match up because I hate annoying media members just as much as I hate arrogant atheletes. But either way this is a very uncomfortable encounter and makes me smile cuz I love awkward!

O Soccer...

Here is the link to the Girls of the Euro 2008 Soccer championship. It's the big European 'football' tournament....blah blah here are the hot chicks.

Ha Ha Canada, We Rock

I love this video. Him eating a hot dog with a gun and an American flag made me so proud. Sadly, it actually made everyone south of New Jersey seriously proud for real. Maybe Canada did win this one after all.

#1 Reason To Watch.....Sports

Ok I love sports anyway, no surprise but Erin Andrews can really help things along. Especially if you get the Wed night game on ESPN turns out to be a blowout. You just see her for a second in the clip below but damn does she look hot. And you also get to here the awkward cancer treatment/hitting on her lines. I couldn't think of a weirder way to compliment a lady, especially on live TV during a baseball game. I take notes in case this stituation comes up in my life.

Sorry Dad

So the other day it was about 125 degrees out, Cheez Whiz and I attempted to play some tennis but we almost died and retreated to the safety of the AC and weekend movies on TV. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2 were on. It never dawned on me until that day that our parents all must have thought we were fucking retards. Cheez Whiz pointed out he can only imagine what our parents would have thought sitting through this crap. The above scene is what really set this thought process off but it is true. These movies are part of my childhood as much my family or elementary school was. I loved the movies then and can say I love them now, never did I look at them as ridiculous as I might look at children's movies now, they were just normal and we loved them. But an adult in the early 90's must have thought their kids were on acid or something. Who thinks this stuff up and who enjoys it. I am surprised my dad didn't take me to a therapist after seeing this movie. I can't imagine what got him through sitting in a theatre throught this. Every 5 minutes he must have been looking over at me while I was enchanted by the turtles on the screen, and rolled his eyes, shook his head, checked his watch and contemplated leaving me in theatre. Not only are there ridiculous people in animal costumes fighting, there is cheesey comedy too! So I am sorry Dad. Thanks for taking me to all these movies and not leaving me in the parking lot to be raised by vagrants and hobos. Especially after the final scene with Vanilla Ice (I am most sorry about this) :