Now you are probably saying to yourself, hold up there captain toolbag, we all want that. But that is not where I am going with this. I feel 'hot' girls can be broken up into 2 categories, Jennifer Aniston chicks and Angelina Jolie chicks. Now we all want a hot girl ideally so thats why I didn't say all girls can be categorized. Anyway, from many girls I have met, there are girls who are Angelina Jolie chicks, they think Angelina Jolie is the greeatest thing ever. She can do no wrong, and while guys like her, I would want nothing to do with her and everything she says or does makes it worse for me. They want her lips, boobs, hair, tatoos, life, etc. Not for me friends. It is weird how the majority of girls I have met that love Jolie, also have the same qualities I don't like in girls. Now Jennifer Aniston girls are not neccessarily in love with Aniston, but they are more a polar opposite to Jolie. They are cute, fun and have a down to earth personality. This is where its at, unfortunately there is another type of girl that I believe almost all girls have adapted to, Sarah Jessica Parker. Ask any guy, he hates Sarah Jessica Parker. He thinks shes lame, completely annoying and looks like a foot, but women love her and its all that stupid shows fault. This third category is why men and women really have trouble getting along, I swear, it all makes sense, I read it....in a book!
1 comment:
I always figured that Jennifer Aniston fell into the category of a Girl Who You Do, whereas Angelina Jolie is a Girl Who Does You.
Nice observation about Sarah Jessica Parker's face. Similarly, have you noticed that Reese Witherspoon's face looks like a catcher's mitt?
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