Friday, May 23, 2008

Bruce Bowen is a Cock Munch



Ya that's right I said cock munch. I can not explain how much hate I have for this man. The rest of the NBA feels the same way. He has no basketball skill but has made it as a dirty, intense defender who always tries to hurt other players. He always slides a leg under players when they are shooting in hopes they will come down and sprain an ankle. He is just an ass and is one of the things that sucks about basketball now, along with all the damn Europeans flopping like this is the World Cup. The Spurs are just a dirty team, as we saw last year when Nash got thrown into the scorer's table by Robert Horry. My favorite story about how the league hates Bowen as much as me comes from Bill Simmons website, a story posted by one of his readers:

Speaking of Bowen, Mike in New York passed this story along: "I was in Vegas for a bachelor party last August during the week of the U.S. vs. Puerto Rico exhibition game. We all stayed at the Wynn where almost every basketball player was staying and learned three things: Dwyane Wade really takes care of his dad financially; Clyde Drexler is the coolest guy to play the minimum at the $25 blackjack table; nobody likes Bruce Bowen. Late one night, almost every blackjack table had multiple current or retired NBA players at them and huge crowds to go along with them. That is, except for the table with Bruce Bowen and only Bruce Bowen playing at it. All Bruce's teammates on the USA team were his regular NBA opponents and it was clear that none of them wanted anything to do with him."


As more evidence, another Bruce Bowen being a Cock Munch video:

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