Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?

So as per usual, I got suckered into being late for something because I stuck around watching a game that in reality I knew the outcome of but a little hope was still there. Maybe they will hit the big 3 and get the stop on defense. No. Didn't happen but I stayed until the clock read 0.00 and left way to late for, guess what, the Yankee game in which it took forever to park and they got shalakced. But I did get the opportunity to sit in the upper deck next to the largest man to ever wear pants. Dude was too wide for the seat and was just resting himself on the arm rests while parts of him spilled over the side of the seat. I hate the Celtics. I guess I am stuck rooting for a Lakers/Celtics final since it is for the 'good' of the league and all the assholes who have neglected basketball since Jordan left will pay attention in the future. Maybe if Chris Paul takes somes steriods and starts hitting dingers on the ball field, America will give him more respect. Well that got intense, huh?

How is Paul Pierce good? He plays like the best 50 year old dude at the Y. But he some how lulls defenders to sleep, scores, and defends despite barely really moving. And where the hell did Ray Allen go. He disappeared this series, that could be a problem in the future. He came in the league in a jam packed draft with amazing players. He's the same age as Iverson, 32, a year younger than Nash, and only 2 years older than Kobe and Jermaine O'Neal, but he seems to be almost done with his career and treated as such. Cavs Supporting cast is a bunch of clowns by the way. Lebron must sceam into a pillow by himself to release the frustration and anger of having to work with that cast.

And I am killing it with trashing a team and then watching them win that night. I am the ultimate jinx, the opposite has been true every time so far. That's why I have no comments on tonights game till tomorrow. And also why I want to take this opportunity to say I hope Hillary Clinton doesn't spontaneously combust. I so don't want that.