What the crap?

You dont't have to watch all of this, just enough to be confused.



Letterman had Ali Lohan on 2 nights ago. I didn't know there was an ALi Lohan, but as you can see from the video, I think she is the new thing I fear the most in the world. She's 14?? She looks and sounds like she's 45. Those 14 years must have been rough. I thought this was a prank for the first 5 minutes of the interview. I thought there is no Ali Lohan and that Letterman was doing a fake celebrity sibiling thing ala Conan O'Brien. If you were doing this as a joke, it would make sense to say Lindsay Lohan has a 14 year old sister who looks 45, has a raspy voice and is probably cracked out. But no, she is a real person and Oh my God, she wants to ba a singer! Didn't see that coming. I am sure her future is bright, how could it not be. Oddly enough, last night Letterman had Kristen Davis on promoting her obnoxious Sex and the City movie and she looks just like Ali Lohan. At this rate Lohan is going to look like an old work boot by the time she is old enought to vote.