Report: Mariah Carey to replace Phil Hughes in starting rotation

This video makes me think I am watching one of those crazy MXC Japanese game shows. Then again I think every clip of Japanese TV makes me think that, just like no matter what's on Hot 97, commercial, music, talk, news...it all sounds like a rap song to me because everything for some reason has a beat. JT Rocket Fuel on the video submission.

The Brendan Leonard Show

I was just reminded of this today. It was possibly my all time favorite show. A few summers ago, 2002 I believe, ABC family started a late afternoon block of programing for the whole summer headed by 'The Brendan Leonard Show'. Not many people saw or remember this show. There was a new episode every weekday and I got to see all of them since this was a summer inbetween sophmore and junior year of college, I worked in the mall at night and really had no serious concerns in life at the time. The show was picked up by ABC from a local cable show Brendan and his friends used to do and they gave them free reign to make a show for the summer while they were all home from college. It is amazing. They do stupid sketches set to music of cool unknown bands. The humor is smart and sarcastic and I wish they would give these guys a show again. Or if any idiots out there are interested in making their own show like this with me, let me know, I'm in! Two videos are below, they are long but good. More videos here and here.

Step Brothers

This is the new Step Brothers trailer, now with cursing! From the two trailers I have seen, I think this could be the funniest movie ever. Maybe that's a little extreme to say but eh. whatever. It does seem like Reiley and Ferrel were just set loose and aloud to do whatever they want for this one in hopes to top all their other movies.'He better not get in my face, cuz i'll drop that mother fucker'

What all the kids are doing....Baby Jumping!

This is thanks to Noodle Boy. I don't really know what to say here but I am sure it makes sense to someone somewhere. Here is the link with explanation. I guess these people in Spain look at our traditions in the US as just as crazy. Like putting babies in cribs to protect them rather then jumping over them in Village People gear to ward away spirits. Its all the same in the end, right?

Overheard at the Gym quote of the day:

Tall, ugly, awkward curly blonde haired girl #1 to tall, ugly, awkward curly blonde haired girl #2: '....ya i think I am going to switch it up, I am going to try going on Yaz'

Thanks for the info babe! Watch out dudes of the world, she is ready to get awkward all over your ass and not get pregnant.

Bruce Bowen is a Cock Munch

Ya that's right I said cock munch. I can not explain how much hate I have for this man. The rest of the NBA feels the same way. He has no basketball skill but has made it as a dirty, intense defender who always tries to hurt other players. He always slides a leg under players when they are shooting in hopes they will come down and sprain an ankle. He is just an ass and is one of the things that sucks about basketball now, along with all the damn Europeans flopping like this is the World Cup. The Spurs are just a dirty team, as we saw last year when Nash got thrown into the scorer's table by Robert Horry. My favorite story about how the league hates Bowen as much as me comes from Bill Simmons website, a story posted by one of his readers:

Speaking of Bowen, Mike in New York passed this story along: "I was in Vegas for a bachelor party last August during the week of the U.S. vs. Puerto Rico exhibition game. We all stayed at the Wynn where almost every basketball player was staying and learned three things: Dwyane Wade really takes care of his dad financially; Clyde Drexler is the coolest guy to play the minimum at the $25 blackjack table; nobody likes Bruce Bowen. Late one night, almost every blackjack table had multiple current or retired NBA players at them and huge crowds to go along with them. That is, except for the table with Bruce Bowen and only Bruce Bowen playing at it. All Bruce's teammates on the USA team were his regular NBA opponents and it was clear that none of them wanted anything to do with him."


As more evidence, another Bruce Bowen being a Cock Munch video:

What the crap?

You dont't have to watch all of this, just enough to be confused.



Letterman had Ali Lohan on 2 nights ago. I didn't know there was an ALi Lohan, but as you can see from the video, I think she is the new thing I fear the most in the world. She's 14?? She looks and sounds like she's 45. Those 14 years must have been rough. I thought this was a prank for the first 5 minutes of the interview. I thought there is no Ali Lohan and that Letterman was doing a fake celebrity sibiling thing ala Conan O'Brien. If you were doing this as a joke, it would make sense to say Lindsay Lohan has a 14 year old sister who looks 45, has a raspy voice and is probably cracked out. But no, she is a real person and Oh my God, she wants to ba a singer! Didn't see that coming. I am sure her future is bright, how could it not be. Oddly enough, last night Letterman had Kristen Davis on promoting her obnoxious Sex and the City movie and she looks just like Ali Lohan. At this rate Lohan is going to look like an old work boot by the time she is old enought to vote.

I think I like soccer...

#1 Reason to watch......Attack of the Show

Attack of the Show? Ya it's a real thing. It's on G4 (aso a real thing) and might be hard to find on the remote but it is well worth it. It is a funny show that fulfills my love of nerd stuff and it has the Munn-ster, Olivia Munn. She is the perfect fit for a nerd show. Funny, sexy and dorky. I love her and I am only 25% nerd (my grandpa was from Nerd). She is one of the guys and you may have noticed her in the baby fight video post before. I have to dedicate this one to JT Rocket Fuel, as he suggested her today and also let me know that things have heated up in their pretend relationship that Olivia doesn't know about. It seems they are going pretend steady and working on pretend enganged; upgrade!

Baby Fight!

This was sent by JT Rocket Fuel. It proves the point that if babies or bears doing anything they don't normally do, it is hilarious.

#1 Reason to watch.....Waiting

This is a really good movie. Start to finish, its funny, true to life and a movie that really gets 'it'. I worked retail for way too long and this movie captures that world perfectly. I would love this movie without the latest love of my life in it but she makes it better. Kaitlin Doubleday is her name, she hasn't been in too many things but she's gorgeous and her and I are playing the old game of 'We're dating and she doesn't know it'. I always win. If picking out really cute/hot chicks who aren't super famous and have small roles in TV/Movies was a job...then....well... I'd have a job.

This was the one that started it all

Syracuse's Jim Boeheim and Alf's Max Wright. Cheez Whiz and I like to do the Alf's dad voice anytime we watch a 'Cuse game. They always said the relationship Gerry McNamara and Boeheim had was much the same as the relationship between Max Wright and Alf.



Side note in all this, google Alf's dad and you get a bunch of hits about a homosexual drug orgy Max Wright had back in 2005. I'm just sayin'.

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?

So as per usual, I got suckered into being late for something because I stuck around watching a game that in reality I knew the outcome of but a little hope was still there. Maybe they will hit the big 3 and get the stop on defense. No. Didn't happen but I stayed until the clock read 0.00 and left way to late for, guess what, the Yankee game in which it took forever to park and they got shalakced. But I did get the opportunity to sit in the upper deck next to the largest man to ever wear pants. Dude was too wide for the seat and was just resting himself on the arm rests while parts of him spilled over the side of the seat. I hate the Celtics. I guess I am stuck rooting for a Lakers/Celtics final since it is for the 'good' of the league and all the assholes who have neglected basketball since Jordan left will pay attention in the future. Maybe if Chris Paul takes somes steriods and starts hitting dingers on the ball field, America will give him more respect. Well that got intense, huh?

How is Paul Pierce good? He plays like the best 50 year old dude at the Y. But he some how lulls defenders to sleep, scores, and defends despite barely really moving. And where the hell did Ray Allen go. He disappeared this series, that could be a problem in the future. He came in the league in a jam packed draft with amazing players. He's the same age as Iverson, 32, a year younger than Nash, and only 2 years older than Kobe and Jermaine O'Neal, but he seems to be almost done with his career and treated as such. Cavs Supporting cast is a bunch of clowns by the way. Lebron must sceam into a pillow by himself to release the frustration and anger of having to work with that cast.

And I am killing it with trashing a team and then watching them win that night. I am the ultimate jinx, the opposite has been true every time so far. That's why I have no comments on tonights game till tomorrow. And also why I want to take this opportunity to say I hope Hillary Clinton doesn't spontaneously combust. I so don't want that.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

So I am sitting here watching 'Bobby', the Emilio Estevez directed movie about RFK's murder. I figured anyone involved in 'Mighty Ducks' would only bring the best for me. Movie is ok, nothing great but I stumbled upon this young lady and fell in love. I can't say she is the #1 reason to watch Bobby, she is only in the movie for about a second and there are many other things she has been in that she gets more screen time. But that few seconds she was on screen was all I needed. She re-defines the cute/hot category of girl that I strive to meet in life. I don't even need to post pictures of her dressed like a slut, her face is all you need. I want to give her face money from my wallet to thank it for just being.

Extra Mustard

Thanks to JT Rocket Fuel for this link. Its a site from SI.com and has some great stuff, such as the videos below. One is of one of the rarest things in sports, a triple play, and the other exploits stupid people. What more do you need?

Asdrubal Cabrera Turns Unassisted Triple Play
by Machochip

Local news mishaps

This is thanks to Cheez Whiz. I love when these people fuck up, it makes it worth while to watch the news. Anything you find, send it on over to me and I can post and rant about, thats the kind of community I am looking to build here; ranting, its what seperates us from the animals. Cheez Whiz, thanks, keep on keeping on.

That's Right!

Talk about an exclamation point. I admit I am and have been for a while, a Lebron fan. If you love basketball, you want this guy to succeed and you want to watch him do great things. But the damn Celtics. As great a story as they have been and the storied franchise they are, I still can't love them. This isn't like the old teams, this team was created over night and here they are bound for a title. And its Boston. I would love to see Lebron take them down and watch KG, Pierce and the rest high five each other on their way to the bar to watch the next round of the playoffs. Plus, this team has 0 goofey white dudes starting for them and their bench goofey white dudes suck. That 80's team was the definition of goofey and white. When Adam Morrison is starting for the Celtics, then I will be a fan, but until then I will be hating everytime I see these jerkoffs throw around a hard foul on Lebron just because they are behind. And then there is Rajon Rondo. He looks like some sort of lemur with a tape worm. The other PG Cassell not exactly a looker either. Some sort of alien or something. And since the other team is using their 5 guys to cover KG, Allen and Pierce, dopes like Rondo, Posey and Perkins start thinking they are good. Attention retards, I would be pretty awesome with no one guarding me and 5 defenders worried about 3 of the best players in the league. Rondo has become smug and arrogant and you can see it in his moves on the court. If they don't win it all, KG will be eating him for lunch, so I would watch out if I were him. KG will sacrifice his first born for a title, Rondo you are expendable.

You should be listening.....RCM 400

Just discovered this little gem out of New York, Rob's Chicken and the Mint 400. The music is good, the lyrics are bonkers but it comes together as something new and special in a day and age of crappy pop music. They also have sweet photos that may or may not suggest years of acid abuse or that the 2 boys in the above photo, top left, are secretly dating.

Spurs/Hornets

Ok so after my little I hate the Spurs rant and how awesome Chris Paul is, the Spurs tied the series 2-2. I am starting to become like the SI or Madden curse and am not going to be making arrogant America takes a 7 game nap! But to kick off the whole point out who athletes look like, by the way its the best part of watching sports, we have Manu Ginobli, whom I personally despise. As much as I hate him on the court, I love him for his work as Balki Bartokomous on Perfect Strangers. He really never should have given it up, his jumper is no where near as good as his dance of joy.

#1 Reason to....Rent Transformer and plot to kill Brian Austin Green

Yes, Megan Fox. She is 'the' girl right now and 'the' girl is engaged to 'the' Brian Austin Green. I don't know either, he's like 40 by now and he's fucking Brian Austin Green, maybe the 'I'm Brian Austin Green' line would have worked on Megan's mom or much older sister, but Megan's like 21, she doesn't care about 90210. More power to him, check out Transformers and the sure to be hundreds of future movies she will be in becsause she is hot and everyone is catching on. I am going to go cry into my oatmeal, talk to you soon.

America kicks all y'all asses!!!!

Ok is it just me or does anyone else think these types of people are ridiculous but no one openly attacks them. We have all sorts of discrimination in this country, why aren't we focusing on discriminating against those that actually deserve it. Guys like this should have there own water fountains and section of the bus. Enough with the hatred toward the usual victims, the jews, gays and blacks. We all need to band together for the common cause of humiliating the partially retarted Italians scientists call guidos. How can anyone watch this video and not want to round these dopes up and gas them. Ok harsh, maybe just round them up and through them on a remote island. (side note: I am pretty sure that is what they are doing with Staten Island now that I think about. I bet Guiliani had his hands in that, he is a magical wizard.) Anyway, I am begging more people out there to point and laugh when you see gentleman like this, acting like this. Together we can beat this thing! I am going to make an armband or something for this cause. I encourage anyone to send in pictures, videos or websites containing funny pictures of these types of idiots (I smell a spin off blog! Also, looking to spin off 2 other concepts, photobombing as seen on my nephews site and pictures of athletes that look like other people/things, anyone looking to contibute is welcome, funny commentary a must) On a related topic, this is a great site that makes fun of douche bags and the douche bag pictures they post all over the web. Your welcome.

Charles Burgundy

This is thank to my buddy Rob and its why we love Sir Charles...

I Hate You Tim Duncan...and other NBA Playoff Thoughts

The fact that someone captured this video is hilarious. Duncan can't even drink gatorade without making that 'Tim Duncan face' at the gatorade. I think he wanted the ref to call a foul on the gatorade for not being the flavor he wanted. I guess gatorade doesn't come in bland and uneventful. Tim Duncan the master of emotionless emotions, thank god Chris Paul and the Hornets, or should i just say Chris Paul, is destroying you and up 2-0. David Stern and lovers of basketball everywhere can't wait to see your boring, flopping, complaining Spurs go home and guys like Chris Paul bring this league back to the good times. Thanks for nothing except the worst stretch of basketball the league has ever seen.

Speaking of the good old days, watch the intro to MJ's return on NBC and the old NBA on NBC theme (written by the John Tesh by the way) Tell me the hair doesn't stand up on the back of your neck. The old days had the great storylines and NBC always put together an awesome video about it before the games and then started the broadcast off with that song, please NBC teach ESPN and TNT how to do this, the league needs you. Middle class white audiences need you!

Rivers is a cool dude

This is from a solo album Rivers Cuomo released in December 07. It is a compilation of his own stuff from 1992 to the present. Everything on it is great, especially this song. Here is the link to the official video he made. I could not embed it in the blog but it has the story behind it before the song, interesting stuff, never knew it about him.

Things I never knew till now

I stumbled across the following info from old reliable, Wikipedia,So it appears that the Yankees had some real wahoos on the staff in the 70's. Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich, long time friends and Yankee pitchers, decided to switch wives and families with one another, for good. You can read the details in the entry above but seriously, this stuff happened? What mind set do people get to that makes them think this is normal and will work out. They say you learn something new everyday, even if it's just weird.